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There was a knock at the door. Bodil was standing by the door with a card and a present. Today was Ty's birthday and Bodil wanted to make it special for him.

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Ty swung the door open, still only in a pair of pyjama pants and his favourite V-neck. “Oh, hey Bodil!! ..What’s that for..?” He looked down at the wrapped present in the other man’s hands for a second before he realized which day it was. “…Nevermind. I’m an idiot. It’s my birthday, isn’t it?” He laughed nervously, moving his still-messy hair out from his face. Ugh, lazy day today. He hadn’t left bed all day until he heard the door. Ty practically dragged Bodil inside, suddenly acting like a little kid on Christmas morning.

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"Well it’s a good thing I have sunglasses on now." He picked up the basket and stood up. When he did, he felt dizzy but he had to do the dare anyways. "I’ll be back soon~" Bodil then rushed outside! knocking on people’s doors and seeing if they wanted any. Most of the time, people accepted his offer, but very little of the people he visited had declined. So he stuffed a bunch of cookies into the mailbox. Bodil didn’t go far because he was on the verge of being completely wasted. "So -hic- how’d I do?" He asked Ty.

Ty smiled. “Nice..” He giggled as he took the basket from Bodil and handed him his bottle. “Now go get o-out of the dress and m-meet me back dow-downstairs. You can also think of a dare for me while y-you’re at it!~”

Once he got undressed he lazily slipped back into his clothes, he didn’t bother to put his jacket. He then walked down stairs with tape. “Sooo -hic- for this d-dare,” he unraveled the tape, taping his one open bottle to his hand. He opened another bottle and taped that one to his hand. “You need to drink both of these bottles, the WHOLE THING.”

"You tr-trying to get me s-sick?!" he sighed. "Fine.." he muttered as he pressed the first bottle against his lips and chugged it. Might as well just get it over with so he could take them off.. Eventually finishing the first, the moved his hand towards Bodil, silently asking him to take it off as he started on the second, this time drinking it significantly slower. After awhile he put his head down on his now free arm, holding the second hand up to Bodil. "T-there. N-now fucking -hic- ta-take it off.." He could tell his face was probably burning red by this point. "N-now, truthh or da-dare..??" 

Bodil lazily took the tape off, then pinning Ty’s hands down beside his body. “Nahhhh I think I have a be -hic- tter idea.” Bodil whispered, having his fingers stroke his hands. He then connected lips with Ty, trying to keep his grip onto Ty’s hands.

His eyes widened, surprised and confused. Eventually Ty kissed him back, before parting for a second. “..B-Bodil..? Wha-what are y-you doing?..”

There was a knock at the door. Bodil was standing by the door with a card and a present. Today was Ty's birthday and Bodil wanted to make it special for him.

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Ty swung the door open, still only in a pair of pyjama pants and his favourite V-neck. “Oh, hey Bodil!! ..What’s that for..?” He looked down at the wrapped present in the other man’s hands for a second before he realized which day it was. “…Nevermind. I’m an idiot. It’s my birthday, isn’t it?” He laughed nervously, moving his still-messy hair out from his face. Ugh, lazy day today. He hadn’t left bed all day until he heard the door. Ty practically dragged Bodil inside, suddenly acting like a little kid on Christmas morning.

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"Well it’s a good thing I have sunglasses on now." He picked up the basket and stood up. When he did, he felt dizzy but he had to do the dare anyways. "I’ll be back soon~" Bodil then rushed outside! knocking on people’s doors and seeing if they wanted any. Most of the time, people accepted his offer, but very little of the people he visited had declined. So he stuffed a bunch of cookies into the mailbox. Bodil didn’t go far because he was on the verge of being completely wasted. "So -hic- how’d I do?" He asked Ty.

Ty smiled. “Nice..” He giggled as he took the basket from Bodil and handed him his bottle. “Now go get o-out of the dress and m-meet me back dow-downstairs. You can also think of a dare for me while y-you’re at it!~”

Once he got undressed he lazily slipped back into his clothes, he didn’t bother to put his jacket. He then walked down stairs with tape. “Sooo -hic- for this d-dare,” he unraveled the tape, taping his one open bottle to his hand. He opened another bottle and taped that one to his hand. “You need to drink both of these bottles, the WHOLE THING.”

"You tr-trying to get me s-sick?!" he sighed. "Fine.." he muttered as he pressed the first bottle against his lips and chugged it. Might as well just get it over with so he could take them off.. Eventually finishing the first, the moved his hand towards Bodil, silently asking him to take it off as he started on the second, this time drinking it significantly slower. After awhile he put his head down on his now free arm, holding the second hand up to Bodil. "T-there. N-now fucking -hic- ta-take it off.." He could tell his face was probably burning red by this point. "N-now, truthh or da-dare..??" 

YOU WILL NEVER HEAR MY VOICE HUEHUEHUEH WITH MY GOD KNOWS WHAT ACCENT

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I just realized that unless I’ve got your skype none of you have ever heard my voice

DO A RECORDING OF YOU SAYING…

"Too lazy to come up with a real motto." I win everyone else can go home

But that takes effort to go home.

Oh. Okay.

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I just realized that unless I’ve got your skype none of you have ever heard my voice

DO A RECORDING OF YOU SAYING…

"Too lazy to come up with a real motto." I win everyone else can go home

You know what I wanna do, I wanna get all the people who are a fan of this blog and get them all on skype and just talk to all of you in a big group chat I think that’d be really fuckin cool

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I just realized that unless I’ve got your skype none of you have ever heard my voice

DO A RECORDING OF YOU SAYING HELLO OR SOMETHING AND POST IT

I-I DUNNO HOW

Do a recording or post it? Because idk either ask someone I guess.

>: I still dunno how to do the recording and stuff.

I guess look it up or something

But I’m lazy Dx

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I just realized that unless I’ve got your skype none of you have ever heard my voice

DO A RECORDING OF YOU SAYING HELLO OR SOMETHING AND POST IT

I-I DUNNO HOW

Do a recording or post it? Because idk either ask someone I guess.

>: I still dunno how to do the recording and stuff.

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I just realized that unless I’ve got your skype none of you have ever heard my voice

DO A RECORDING OF YOU SAYING HELLO OR SOMETHING AND POST IT

I-I DUNNO HOW

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I will fucking kill you

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RAVEN I SWEAR TO MOTHERFUCKING GOD

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